Into the Garden

A blog from Katie Schumm

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Hi everyone. My name is Katie, and I'm your basic nerdy nature dweller. I think there's nothing better for the soul than digging around in the dirt. But I'm also a nerd who loves the dark, cool embrace of a climate-controlled house, preferably with an amazing entertainment set-up, quality selection of dvds, a warm Nintendo, and boxes and boxes of Dots candy. I'm also a mom to a feisty dragon-like 2 year-old girl named Lily. I married to another nerd who specializes in Magic cards and D&D. Together we devour piles of books, and enjoy endless television and movies and order takeout food whenever we can. I have a professional background as a garden writer and editor, and currently spend most of my time working on freelance jobs at Mahalo.com, and serving as a secretary and newsletter editor for the Lions Club district in my area--both very fulfilling enterprises that fill up most of my free moments.

 

So, Sandra Bullock thought it was a good idea to make a sex video starring poop, Nazis, and a gun? Smart.

Sandra Bullock's life lesson: Never make a sex tape that involves using poop to act out your ex's Nazi fetish. http://bit.ly/bg8DvG

That's the word from some usually-reliable celebrity gossip sites: Sandra Bullock and Jesse James made a sex tape that involves some pretty graphic sex acts in the "out door", and (woe to my brain!) involves poop smeared like a Nazi moustache on the Oscar-winning actress's mouth, and a very unfortunately placed gun. Because I thought the low point of my respect for Sandy was after I sat through all of Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous. Touche, Ms. Bullock. Touche!

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